Original airdate: 9th September 2009 (US)

SUMMARY:
The episode starts off at McKinley High School. Will thanks Emma for convincing him to stay at McKinley. He then goes into the principal's office for a meeting with Sue. In an effort to get rid of the glee club, Sue tells Will that New Directions needs 12 members in order to qualify for regionals. Meanwhile, Quinn tells her boyfriend Finn that his participation in glee club is affecting their social status. She offers to let him touch her breast if he quits – but only over the bra. Finn doesn't come to a decision and leaves. Quinn notices that Rachel has been eavesdropping on their conversation and lets her know that she'll never be able to get Finn.

New Directions begins to practice "Le Freak" at rehearsals. The kids don't think the song will be a hit and Will tells the club that this song was all the rage when he performed it during his days in high school. They have to perform something at the assembly in order to recruit new members.

Back at home, Terri and Will start looking for houses. With the baby on the way, the Shuesters think about moving to a bigger home. Will is unsure of the decision – they're already struggling to make ends meet, but agrees to take on more work because it is something that Terri really wants. Will ends up doing part time janitorial work for the school in order to earn the extra cash.
The next day, the glee club practices Kanye West's "Gold Digger" with Will doing the rapping. Sadly, they can't perform this number at the assembly because it's too new. Emma walks into the restroom to find Rachel unsuccessfully trying to vomit. Emma takes Rachel into her office to talk about bulimia. Rachel says she wants to be thin, like Quinn. She asks Emma if she's ever liked someone so much that she just wants to cry. While Emma empathizes, she does not admit that to Rachel.

The Glee kids try to convince Will that "Le Freak" will not go over well at the assembly but Will insists that everyone still loves disco. Rachel decides to attend a meeting of the celibacy club in order to spend more time with Finn. To her disappointment, the girls and boys meet separately at first and she's stuck with Quinn. Finn admits to the boys that the real reason he joined the celibacy club was to hook up with Quinn, but so far his plan has been unsuccessful. The boys and girls meet up later and try to practice "immaculate affection" but Rachel objects and says that abstinence does not work. This inspires her to perform "Push It" with the glee club at the assembly, complete with raunchy dance moves.

The principal calls Will into his office because there were complaints about the nature of the club's performance. He then hands Will a list of pre-approved songs that the kids can sing. While Rachel and Finn rehearse in the auditorium, they take a break and start chatting. Chatting leads to kissing, but Finn quickly bolts just as things get hot. Meanwhile, Quinn shows up in Will's office to audition for the glee club. Afterwards, Sue decides to have Quinn and the other Cheerios be her spies within glee club.
Terri goes to the doctor's office only to discover that she isn't pregnant. When Will arrives home, she tells him that she doesn't want him to be a janitor anymore and that they're having a baby boy.

CAST:
Matthew Morrison (Will,) Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester,) Jessalyn Gilsig (Terri,) Jayma Mays (Emma) Lea Michele (Rachel,) Cory Monteith (Finn,) Chris Colfer (Kurt,) Mark Salling (Puck,) Dianna Agron (Quinn,) Amber Riley (Mercedes,) Jenna Ushkowitz (Tina,) Naya Rivera (Santana,) Iqbal Theba (Principal Figgins,) Heather Morris (Brittany,) Patrick Gallagher (Ken,) Romy Rosemont (Finn's mom.)

MUSIC FEATURED:
Ain't that a Kick in the Head- Dean Martin
Le Freak- Glee cast version
Gold Digger- Glee cast version
Push It- Glee cast version
Take a Bow- Lea Michele version
I Say a Little Prayer- Dianna Agron version
All by Myself- Jayma Mays version

QUOTES:
Rachel: The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared, that's what contraception is for.
Quinn: Don't you dare use the "C" word.
Rachel: You wanna know a dirty little secret none of them want you to know? Girls want sex just as much as guys do.
Jacob: Is that accurate?

Sue: That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.




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